Dock at the observation ring, float through the zero-g atrium, and toast both hemispheres from the Lagrange Lounge. Complimentary spacesuit fitting, microgravity yoga at 06:00 UTC, and dehydrated-to-gourmet tasting menus. Departures aboard reusable Starship-class ferries from Mars Base Alpha β allow 72 hours for transfer windows.
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